scinglives:

_{Signs of affection | Tooth & Claw}

tapesfromtheblacklodge:

Sigma, would you allow me the honor?
It is yours, Doctor.
Oh yes!

ollioxenfreee:

NEW IN TOWN

• ❝  I was hoping that by now I would look older. ❞
• ❝  I never thought about how to handle real problems in adult life. ❞
• ❝  Looks like regular sand, but then you’re gonna start to sink into it. ❞
• ❝  That’s pure mom. ❞
• ❝  Luckily, I had a good alibi. ❞
• ❝  It’s a grid system, mother fucker. ❞
• ❝  Of the racial slurs, that has got to be the laziest. ❞
• ❝  Before I went through puberty I had the voice of a little flute. ❞
• ❝  No one knows what you’re talking about you idiot. ❞
• ❝  You will treat me with respect! ❞
• ❝  I am a tiger mom. ❞
• ❝  First off, no. ❞
• ❝  Midgets were never enslaved! Unless you count the Wonka Factory. ❞
• ❝  You’re gonna have to get used to that. ❞
• ❝  Yeah, you got it, man. ❞
• ❝  It was really easy to get away with murder before they knew about DNA. ❞
• ❝  Oh, good, it has a mind of its own. ❞
• ❝  It’s really easy not to go to things. ❞
• ❝  That you would do anything is totally remarkable. ❞
• ❝  The less amount of time you live the better. ❞
• ❝  I was definitely gay when I was a little boy. ❞
• ❝  I have girlfriend and she’s a female person. ❞
• ❝  Go, fetch! ❞
• ❝  Life is a fucking nightmare. ❞
• ❝  I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and one day I’ll die. ❞
• ❝  What the fuck am I supposed to do with that? ❞
• ❝  Let’s go over there and destroy the place. ❞
• ❝  Fuck da police! ❞
• ❝  I’ve never climbed a fence that high before. ❞
• ❝  Did I do that? ❞
• ❝  Hey, come here. I want to show you something. ❞
• ❝  Why do you do this? ❞
• ❝  I’m not gonna kill that guy. ❞
• ❝  Hey can you help me out? I’m very gay. I’d like a few dollars. ❞
• ❝  Yeah, that’s the type of lowbrow shit i’m looking for. ❞
• ❝  It was a lie. To get drugs. ❞

THE COMEBACK KID

• ❝  I know how big letters should be. ❞
• ❝  You totally forgot the lesson you just learned. ❞
• ❝  Do not fuck with me. ❞
• ❝  Marriage is gonna be very magical. ❞
• ❝  I bet he did kill his wife. ❞
• ❝  I never knew relationships were supposed to make you feel better about yourself. ❞
• ❝  Anyone who’s seen my dick and met my parents needs to die. ❞
• ❝  Why would you marry a woman if she’s already having sex with you? ❞
• ❝  If you just bought the cow nobody would say that anymore! ❞
• ❝  It’s just a little bit wrong, isn’t it? ❞
• ❝  What a mighty king I will be. ❞
• ❝  It’s haunted, but it has a lovely kitchen backsplash. ❞
• ❝  You don’t deserve a beach house. ❞
• ❝  This is an on-fire garbage can. ❞
• ❝  I don’t care for that shit at all. ❞
• ❝  You’re never too young to learn our national no-snitching policy. ❞
• ❝  No one wants to applaud the penis of a thirty-two-year-old weirdo. ❞
• ❝  You know how I’m filled with rage? ❞
• ❝  So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under. ❞
• ❝  This is the best movie idea I’ve ever heard in my life. ❞
• ❝  Kids have it very good now. ❞
• ❝  Doesn’t anyone wanna know why his dick was near my biters in the first place? ❞
• ❝  How did he lose his arm? ❞
• ❝  That’s exactly what you won’t ask. ❞
• ❝  You have your law practice, and me, I have all these fucking markers. ❞
• ❝  I’m just reading this Yellow Pages. ❞
• ❝  My dad loved us! He just didn’t care about our general happiness or self-esteem. ❞
• ❝  McDonald’s! McDonald’s! McDonald’s! McDonald’s! ❞
• ❝  That is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. ❞
• ❝  How perfect is that? ❞
• ❝  We’d rather you do it in the house than go somewhere else. ❞
• ❝  Ah…numbers. The letters of math. ❞
• ❝  One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet! ❞
• ❝  Don’t you see? I’m a duck now. ❞
• ❝  If you eat enough ass and suck enough dick, one day you can sell drugs. ❞
• ❝  Hey, man. I like your button. ❞

// omg aldjfkhgjs �� you’re awesome

pfffft, you’re awesome

idk i couldn’t resist, i really needed one of the two of them :o 
i hope you are doing okay <333

@takinghertime <3

jagarsjora:

grumpyoldgermanwoman:

incurablenecromantic:

“Old friend” either means an elderly dog or an individual of the same gender with whom you have been secretly in love for more than a decade. There are no other possible interpretations.

This is blatant archenemy erasure and I won’t stand for it

Bold of you to assume the archenemy isn’t the individual of the same gender you’ve been secretly in love with for more than a decade

Imitosis
by Andrew Bird on Armchair Apocrypha
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rainofcrystalspires:

Imitosis || Andrew Bird - Armchair Apocrypha (2007)

//Yeah of course! I’m not going anywhere and those ideas aren’t either so we can pick it up whenever. I just hope things simmer down for you &lt;3

-hugs- Okie, that’s good to know. Thanks dear. <3 Hopefully things will settle in another month or so, even with the possible move.

//Oh god I’m so sorry you have to go through all this! It’s really not fair and I hope things get better for you.

Thanks, dear. Me too. And it extra sucks, becAUSE WE HAD SUCH GOOD IDEAS FOR THINGS. ☹️

Hopefully things will get less stupid eventually and we can look into them again?